ME
Sunday, April 18, 2004
A Bit About Me
1. I'm 34 years old.
2. Been married once-or thought I was.
3. Been engaged 3 times-twice to the same woman.
4. I've been in love four times.
5. I've been in lust a whole hell of a lot of times (lost count).
6. I'm in college, again.
7. I was an honor student in High School.
8. I was a musician.
9. I played Tenor Sax for about 14 years before I quit.
10. I studied under Dale Underwood.
11. I had played with Tony Campise in high school.
12. Was a music major at Texas Tech.
13. Then I was a German major.
14. Then I was a Business Management major.
15. Then I flunked out.
16. I've been in the restaurant industry for about 15 years now.
17. Twelve of them as a manager.
18. My first job was with Kurland-Salzmann music in El Paso.
19. Then I got bored and joined the Navy.
20. Met Dave Ray in boot camp.
21. Went back to El Paso after that fiasco.
22. Was in a fraternity in college (the first time around).
23. I was a Teke.
24. No, I don't have a drug problem.
25. Yes, I am mildly insane.
26. Who isn't?
27. I've been to Area 51.
28. I got busted there.
29. I got off because I had a security clearance.
30. I got married in Las Vegas (different trip).
31. I got divorced in Amarillo, Texas.
32. I've been a manager for Wendy's,Tony Roma's,Bennigan's, and Jillian's.
33. I'm a cat person--dogs are too stupid.
34. Treat a cat like crap and they'll get you back, you don't know when or where.
35. Treat a dog like crap and they'll still love you.
36. I love comedy and comedians.
37. My favorites are Bill Engvall, George Carlin, Rodney Carrington, the late, great Sam Kinison, and Denis Leary.
38. I smoke cigarettes.
39. I don't do illicit or illegal drugs.
40. I have a sister who was a professional model.
41. Sorry guys, she's married.
42. My dad is retired.
43. My mother is in education.
44. I think she's a janitor (her joke).
45. She has a PhD. in Education.
46. She's worked with special ed kids most of her career.
47. She had plenty of practice at home.
48. I went to band camp for 6 years.
49. All of the stories you hear are TRUE!
50. I love movies.
51. I'm a big Kevin Smith fan.
52. My favorite is Dogma.
53. I'm NOT Catholic.
54. I was raised in a mixed religious house.
55. My mom is Episcopalian.
56. My dad is animist.
57. I'm a Wittan these days.
58. I'm also an ordained minister.
59. Johnny Bravo is the MAN!
60. When I grow Up I want to be just like him.
61. I don't want to grow up.
62. I don't have any kids.
63. I have "adopted" a lot of my younger employees.
64. They are all my little bastards.
65. I live alone.
66. That way I can do whatever I want, whenever I want.
67. Unless I have company over.
68. I don't entertain much at home.
69. What a wonderful thought.
70. That's they year I was born.
71. I share a birthday with Henry Rollins.
72. I've traded e-mails with him for a few years.
73. Never met him though.
74. Had a chance to at one of his shows.
75. My date didn't want to stick around because she was tired.
76. I love to play video games.
77. I wish I had an X-Box or PS2.
78. One day I'll get one.
79. Maybe not.
80. I love to cook.
81. I LOVE to eat.
82. Am considered "obese."
83. I weigh around 235#.
84. I'm supposed to weigh 185#.
85. I'm SOLID and pretty sturdy.
86. I used to be a weight-lifter.
87. Then I blew a rotator-cuff.
88. Did that about 4 years ago.
89. I weighed 265# when that happened.
90. I was FAT!
91. People are intimidated by me.
92. I love it!
93. I shot a 39 out of 40 bullseyes with a .38.
94. I guess that makes me a marksman?
95. I shaved my head 3 years ago.
96. It's so cool looking.
97. It gets really cold in the winter time.
98. I wasn't very popular in school.
99. I was a geek then.
100. I had a fan club.
101. I had a cheering section once when I was having sex.
102. I know too much information.
103. I don't care.
104. I took an on-line IQ test.
105. I got a 178.
106. I guess that makes me a genius.
107. There is a fine line between genius and insanity.
108. I like jumping back and forth on that line.
109. Anyone who knows me, knows it's true.
110. I'm a bit of an overachiever.
111. Only when I want to be.
112. I'm naturally a slob and lazy.
113. But I like to look good and have a clean house.
114. Kind of an oxymoron.
115. I love beer.
116. But I don't drink anymore.
117. I used to date strippers.
118. They are all NUTS!
119. Most women are.
120. At least the ones that would go out with me.
121. I speak 3 languages.
122. Spanish.
123. German.
124. And of course, English.
125. I understand Portugese, Russian, and Latin.
126. I'm tired.
128. Enough for now.
